Why Go Dado?

Fri, 11 Feb 2011 19:39:34 -0500

We wanted to cry but there weren’t enough tears in all the world, so we decided to laugh, and then we laughed until we cried.

When is the time of the Garden?

Fri, 4 Feb 2011 15:34:01 -0500

Childhood is the quintessential time of the garden.
Adulthood is the quintessential time to get back to the garden.
For Eden, Hesperides, Arcadia and Shangri-La have only one shared meaning:
“where it is possible to reassemble sun and moon into one undivided heart”.

DA-DA-NEO-DA-DA

Wed, 2 Feb 2011 18:58:21 -0500

DA-DA-NEO-DA-DA says:

(1) that confusion (*) is a birthright – not a disorder - and as such one should learn to enjoy it;

(2) that exotic fruit is good for you - the more exotic sounding the better – e.g. carambola, african cucumbers , papaya, pomelo, guava, dragon fruit, lychees,

(*) confusion from Latin cum-fundere, to pour together, same root as word religion, but healthier.

Origins of DA-DA-NEO-DA-DA:

The origin of DA-DA-NEO-DA-DA is in the development of the word NOH-SENSE (nonsense) itself and is the result of an early 20th century involvement by certain Rumanian pop-artists in NOH theatre and ZEN.

DA-DA-NEO-DA-DA emerged out of (earlier movements) DA-NEO-DA-DA, NEO-DA-DA and DA-DA and added that there is no more to be added. Except maybe for more DA’s.

How to Deal With Silly Questions

Thu, 27 Jan 2011 09:43:36 -0500

(is it true ? is it real ? is it a fact ? give me proof etc.)

There is only one antidote to silly questions (is it true ? is it real ? is it a fact ? give me proof.)) It is action without any words. The action is effective only if carried out instantaneously.

The moment a man asks a silly question you must go for his trousers and rip them off. This is known as debagging. No amount of arguing nor reasoning will ever match the kind of ferocious lucidity of being debagged. There are a number of schools of debagging.

Debagging schools

Grogging: for trousers supported by braces,
Shanking: for trousers supported by belts,
Dececking: for trousers supported by belt and braces.
Drooping: for Scotsmen in kilts.

As yet, no techniques are available for debagging women who aspire to trousers but continue wearing skirts. But, for this purpose, tests are being carried out with Scotsmen in kilts with the Drooping technique. For women who have already made the transition to trousers, all the above techniques are applicable, except the Drooping technique

Sometimes debagging is insufficient and wedgying is also required to follow. Wedgying involves yanking the underpants right up and then tying the ends in a knot around a man’s neck. Wedgying can only be done after debagging has been completed, unless the person in question wears his underpants over his trousers, like Batman, Robin and few others.

Wedgying schools

Atomic: for boxer shorts
Hanging: for Y fronts
Melvin: for briefs
Minerva: for tangas
Honky: for panties worn by women
Honky Tonky: for panties worn by men

Scragging can also be effected after debagging and wedgying with very obdurate people.

2011 courses for dealing with silly questions run from 1st April – 30th May 2011 and 1st September – 30th October. Classes are on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays. See venues below.

Certification for proficiency will be issued in June and November respectively. Certification badges (i.e. Dececking Pro or Melvin Pro) worn on lapels will usually inhibit silly questions because people don’t want to have their trousers taken off.

Venues for debagging classes: New York, London, Fort William Inverness, Paris, Milan, Frankfurt, Stockholm, Brazzaville Barcelona, Tashkent, Singapore, Sidney, Ulan Bator, Monduli, Shanghai, Tel Aviv.
(in Tel Aviv, Saturday (Shabbath) classes take place on Sunday.

Anybody wanting to subscribe to classes please supply the following information on this blog:
·         full name
·         nearest convenient location of classes
·         type of course required (ie. Atomic wedgying)
·         type of silly questions, being tackled (i.e. do you have any more data ? what type of data support these statistics ?)

Daily Dado

Why Go Dado?

When is the time of the Garden?

DA-DA-NEO-DA-DA

How to Deal With Silly Questions