How to Deal With Silly Questions
How to Deal With Silly Questions
(is it true ? is it real ? is it a fact ? give me proof etc.)
There is only one antidote to silly questions (is it true ? is it real ? is it a fact ? give me proof.)) It is action without any words. The action is effective only if carried out instantaneously.
The moment a man asks a silly question you must go for his trousers and rip them off. This is known as debagging. No amount of arguing nor reasoning will ever match the kind of ferocious lucidity of being debagged. There are a number of schools of debagging.
Debagging schools
Grogging: for trousers supported by braces,
Shanking: for trousers supported by belts,
Dececking: for trousers supported by belt and braces.
Drooping: for Scotsmen in kilts.
As yet, no techniques are available for debagging women who aspire to trousers but continue wearing skirts. But, for this purpose, tests are being carried out with Scotsmen in kilts with the Drooping technique. For women who have already made the transition to trousers, all the above techniques are applicable, except the Drooping technique
Sometimes debagging is insufficient and wedgying is also required to follow. Wedgying involves yanking the underpants right up and then tying the ends in a knot around a man’s neck. Wedgying can only be done after debagging has been completed, unless the person in question wears his underpants over his trousers, like Batman, Robin and few others.
Wedgying schools
Atomic: for boxer shorts
Hanging: for Y fronts
Melvin: for briefs
Minerva: for tangas
Honky: for panties worn by women
Honky Tonky: for panties worn by men
Scragging can also be effected after debagging and wedgying with very obdurate people.
2011 courses for dealing with silly questions run from 1st April – 30th May 2011 and 1st September – 30th October. Classes are on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays. See venues below.
Certification for proficiency will be issued in June and November respectively. Certification badges (i.e. Dececking Pro or Melvin Pro) worn on lapels will usually inhibit silly questions because people don’t want to have their trousers taken off.
Venues for debagging classes: New York, London, Fort William Inverness, Paris, Milan, Frankfurt, Stockholm, Brazzaville Barcelona, Tashkent, Singapore, Sidney, Ulan Bator, Monduli, Shanghai, Tel Aviv.
(in Tel Aviv, Saturday (Shabbath) classes take place on Sunday.
Anybody wanting to subscribe to classes please supply the following information on this blog:
· full name
· nearest convenient location of classes
· type of course required (ie. Atomic wedgying)
· type of silly questions, being tackled (i.e. do you have any more data ? what type of data support these statistics ?)
Thursday, January 27, 2011